July 2009
39 posts
To the NYC tweetuppers
1) Hug Poeks (for making it a reality how cool is she)
2) Take photos (for those of us who can’t be there)
3) Don’t be nervous (remember everyone is walking around naked, just with clothes on)
have fun you lucky funny people
monkey inquisition. →
melissasantos:
look! josh & i made a podcast!
wait, is it still called a podcast if one person is talking & the other person is just laughing uncontrollably?
whatever. you should totally listen to it, anyway. josh has a pleasant voice.
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reblogging because these are two of my favorite people on the t’s. and because all the talk of being half-stuffed animal speaks to me. and...
SUPERHERO STACKS
Is that a Thing?
Seals crap
4-year old: First I'm going to draw a mermaid jaguar, dada.
Me: Wow, a mermaid jaguar? Cool, buddy.
4: Then I'm going to draw a seal. Seals crap.
M: Uh, what?
4: Seals crap.
M: They do what?
4: SEALS CRAP.
M: Uh, yeah, seals do crap...
4: No, dada. Seals crap. [He claps.]
M: OOOH, seals *clap*.
4: Right, you got it dada. Seals crap.
M: Yes, they do, son. Yes they do.
Of all the awkward pauses, the I’m Standing At The Urinal Next To You Urinating While You’re Urinating And We Can See Each Other In Our Peripheral Vision But We’re Not Sure When To Acknowledge Each Other Because We’re Concentrating On The Urination pause is one of the most awkward.
bcompton:
To be clear, I hate memes more than anyone else on earth, and everyone who participates in them is an asshole to be despised seven generations forward. But they can also be fun. I am large, I contain multitudes, etc etc. I’m also a hypocrite. Life is hard.
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Oh lordy, are we talking about your huge cock again?
OK. *sigh.* Ben’s penis contains multitudes.
“So far all I’ve learned from this #wayback meme is that you really like...”
– srslainey
on. the. nose.
I love y’all, but the smell of narcissistic necrophilia is strong today. (moreso than usual at least.)
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a woman’s man, no...”
– Stayin’ Alive, Bee Gees, 1977
Does anybody know what the hell they are talking about with the New York Times bit?
Caught the tail end of the Lebowski chat. *You guys are crazy.*
OK. Off to dream of clown stacks.
“I am the miggitymiggitymiggitymiggity mackdaddy of stuttering.”
– InSoOutSo
I laugh about this daily.
Phrase That I Seriously Used Today Without Any...
milkglassmao:
Too much Star Trek, methinks.
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B 2 The Sheepies is so all kinds of cool.
Reason #51 Why I Love Seattle
In Seattle the majority of pedestrians in the city will refuse to jaywalk. You can be at an intersection where you can see for 200 yards in either direction and there could be absolutely no cars in sight and if the sign says DON’T WALK then most people don’t walk. I was born and raised in New York City and if there are no cars coming I will jaywalk on principle. As I do, I feel the lasers in my...
Donald's Drinking
MM: Uh, Donald pal? Me and the guys are worried about you.
DD: Oh weawwy, Mouthe? Welh whuts the fwucking pwobwem?
MM: Well, Donald, you've been drinking a lot these days, and we're -
DD: You'd be dwinkin a wot too, Mouthe, if you had my pwobwems. I'm thick of it. I'm fwuckin twick of the whowe fwuckin thwin, Mouthe.
MM: Come on, Donald, pal, you know what I --
DD: Fow one thwin, I'm tiwed of my giwlfwiend twaipthin awound without any panth on.
MM: But you don't wear pants either, Donald.
DD: No thwit! Thath anotha weethun I'm depwethedd. I'm hangin duck bwains but noboduddy cawes. You'we weawing panth, Minnie'th got a dweth on, ewen that weetawd Goofy's fuwwy cwoathed, BUT NOT THE DUCK! It's wike I'm neutewed. But you wahnt to know the weaw deaw, Mouthe? Its the fwuckin thpeeth impedimint.
MM: The what?
DD: The thpeeth impedimint. THE THPEETH IMPEDIMINT!
MM: Oh, the speech impediment.
DD: WIGHT! Fwuckin buwthwit. Do you know how fwuckin hawd it ith to thway thpeech impedimint with a thpeeth impedimint? Nobodudy undathwandth a goddamn thin I thway. I'm a joke to theeth mothewfwuckth. Do you know how hawd it ith fow me to get any goddamn food without havin to wepeat mythelf? I can't ewen do dwive-through. That thwit is impothibibble.
MM: Well Donald, I don't know what to tell you, I -
DD: Don't thway a goddamn thin, Mouthe. Just hand me that bottwe of Gway Goothe. Thtick awound, I bet you've nevew theen a duck dwown himthelf.
Watch“Event Horizon”
aka “Toddlers Run Like Morons”
Positively Venomous
You got a lotta nerve To say you are my friend When I was down You just stood there grinning You got a lotta nerve To say you got a helping hand to lend You just want to be on The side that’s winning You say I let you down You know it’s not like that If you’re so hurt why Then don’t you show it You say you lost your faith But that’s not where it’s at You had...
You spend too much time on the internet when:
you’re doing ABCs with your kid and you get to U and think ‘U stands for Luckyshirt’.
The S stands for Sprinkles!
As a happy new digital compass owner, I would like to know what other playpals I can provide for said digital compass.
(srsly, I’m over the moon with this new phone)
What are your favorite apps?
(particularly interested if there are any sound recording/editing apps, no need to mention any twitter apps nor flightcontrolcrack)
both for fun and usefullness?
thanks in advance?
I like your new avatar.