February 2010
21 posts
“And what do you get when people discover they make each other laugh? You get...”
– Jason Sweeney, all-around righteous dude.
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Glee Toots
These are for Alison, who used to be a nice girl but Twitter broke her brain and turned her into a robot.
- Glee: the show for when you’ve found your remote but lost your penis.
- I had the same identity struggles in high school as they do in Glee - do I want to be quarterback or adorable token handicapped kid?
- I can’t watch Glee anymore without my vagina singing along to all the...
Remember that scene in Footloose where they’re playing chicken on tractors? And he gets his shoelaces stuck on one of the pedals in the tractor?
Good thing he wasn’t wearing loafers driving that tractor. Because then he would’ve looked like a total asshole.
Wait
As the stewardess hands you a packet of zesty snack mix, the baby two rows up begins to cry. The conversation in the row behind you kicks the stupidity level up a notch, and the overall din of the plane has begun to rise.
You reach into your bag for your in-ear squishy headphones to escape. It has been a long week of work meetings, you want this flight to end and connect with that person on the...
WEEK
End.
Jason Permenter is a figment of our imagination
A few pals and I finally came to this realization over the weekend of sftu: JASON PERMENTER IS A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATION. Yes, we’ve met him, stroked his hair, heard wonderfully clever things coming out of his mouth, even met his insanely-more-beautiful-in-person bride-to-be Anna and witnessed how magically in love they are together. [swallowing my bile.] But he doesn’t have us...
Unpinching
to make the heart bigger
to touch it.
Red.
O Canada
Thank you for making such good dry ginger ale.
