My Daughter, on MTV Cribs
[Exterior]
J: Yo yo yo, what up, this is J-Hey inviting all y’all to check out my crib.
[Quick cuts of corners of crib]
J: All right, well here you have the front gate, wood laminate, it slides up and down real good when Mom does it, and it locks at the top. One day Dad left it down when I was inside and I was thinking about climbing over but my dollies were all like ‘girl you CRAZY!’ so I chilled.
[Interior, headboard]
J: Cool, OK so here you have the headboard, it’s pretty tall, you can see, and this here is my favorite place to jump in the crib. Springs got MAD action over here, check it… <spastic jumping> Yeah. One time I was jumping and I bashed my lip on the top here, blood and <BLEEP>, that <BLEEP> was <BLEEP> UP. That’s my horsey pillow.
[Interior, baseboard]
J: All right, we’ve reached the end of the tour, this is the baseboard, where my peeps be at: that’s Dora, Ann, Bear, Baby and Little Mouse. And this here is my blanket, check out the thread count. I don’t know what that means, but <BLEEP> is SOFT. I got a few books here, too, Curious George gets a medal in this one. That monkey is a hero. Anyhow, hope you enjoyed hanging out in my crib today, I’m going to sit down and make up songs when I should be napping. PEACE.
