Glee Toots
These are for Alison, who used to be a nice girl but Twitter broke her brain and turned her into a robot.
- Glee: the show for when you’ve found your remote but lost your penis.
- I had the same identity struggles in high school as they do in Glee - do I want to be quarterback or adorable token handicapped kid?
- I can’t watch Glee anymore without my vagina singing along to all the words.
- Glee got me so gay for Jane Lynch I may need to marry Scott Simpson.