Feb 23 2010
tomoatmeal: “Hey!” I said to the hipsters.  ”You guys got the deep v-necks on!?  I got the deep v-neck on too!  Let’s hang out!” They glanced over at me for a second and then looked away in disgust.  ”God…” they muttered. “What!?” I asked, pretending not to know that my testicles were resting on the base of my super duper deep v-neck. They left soon after that, leaving me alone on the curb. “I might not be wealthy or cool or even particularly intelligent,” I said to myself.  Then I tried to finish that thought with something good, but I couldn’t think of anything. (Follow Tom if you’re not, idiots.)

tomoatmeal:

“Hey!” I said to the hipsters.  ”You guys got the deep v-necks on!?  I got the deep v-neck on too!  Let’s hang out!”

They glanced over at me for a second and then looked away in disgust.  ”God…” they muttered.

“What!?” I asked, pretending not to know that my testicles were resting on the base of my super duper deep v-neck.

They left soon after that, leaving me alone on the curb.

“I might not be wealthy or cool or even particularly intelligent,” I said to myself.  Then I tried to finish that thought with something good, but I couldn’t think of anything.

(Follow Tom if you’re not, idiots.)

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