Apr 21 2009
Console your kid who is crying because the dog took his crayon.
Forcibly remove said crayon and crayon bits from the dog’s mouth.
Kick dog.
Console kid #2 who is crying for some other reason.
Make hamburger patties.
Yell at kid #1 to stop kicking the dog.
Put hamburger patties on grill.
Console kid #2 who is crying for yet another reason.
Put finished burgers on plate.
Go to sit down on chair but sit on plastic action figure.
Throw plastic action figure out the window.
Sit down.
Bite into burger.
Curse.
Get up and wash hands.
Return to finish eating your dog-mouth-crayon burger, thinking about boarding schools and kennels.
